September 2020 at the Arches outdoor theatre,
Clifton Reynes, Milton Keynes

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By popular demand we return to war-torn occupied France and the café of Rene Artois.

All of your much-loved characters from the hit comedy TV series. Witness Rene attempt to juggle running a café, love affairs with numerous serving girls, supporting the French resistance and treading a dangerous path with the Germans and the Gestapo.

We promise escaped British airmen, knockwurst sausages, some dodgy accents and of course a picture of “The Fallen Madonna with the big Boobies”, all in the atmospheric surroundings of the Arches outdoor theatre at Clifton Reynes, near Olney, Milton Keynes

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Casting opportunities also available – please contact us using the link below.

By arrangement with Samuel French.

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Show Dates, Times and Ticket Prices 

September 2020. At the Arches theatre, Clifton Reynes, near Olney,  Milton Keynes MK46 5DT

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Production Team

Director – Steve Clark
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